Multiparty politics in Uganda will continue to be a bad smell because the tyrant has rendered the power of the ballot ineffective, while his Personal Doctor Kizza Besigye has found it easier to construct a new party, the party of the people's anger than to rise within the circles[NRM Criminal cartel] and head it. Fellow Ugandans, Why did it take long for Kizza Besigye to throw conscience to the devil, when a simple woman like Alice Lakwena could see the Devil in Museveni?



When Uganda was sleeping in Bed with Tyrant Museveni; Museveni's Political commissar Kizza Besigye, manufactured a negative campaign against Mama Alice Lakwena as some deluded christian fundamentalist with an intent to rule uganda by the Holly spirit. Still, Lakwena had a good judgement about Museveni than his personal Doctor and friend did.
Fellow Ugandans, would you want a person with a poor judgement, to be your next President? Think about it!!!!

Some Ugandan girls have been asking me, "Ehh jo, how do you handle being dumped by a man, some advice would be much appreciated." I get loads of these type of request.. as if I work in pussy!



Okey this is the deal; my minimal advice will help you to get back in the saddle. I know, ideally, you'll be sitting there thinking that you're a sophisticated, modern, ugandan woman who understands that life isn't a bed of roses and not all love is requited.



Have you been done by a Ugandan Boy?
Because it's rare to find one who doesn't dump.
Most can't even bother to mention that your loving relationship has ended.
They kinda of disappear leaving your matoke brains to figure it out.
You call his Mobilo and he doesn't pick up. You leave a nice friendly message to which any descent Ugandan, normal man would respond by calling you back that evening and the Stupid Kampala boy doesn't call either!

To Be continued!

Could anybody touch a sun's ray?Long ago..I was thinking about the day, a heart beating told me that I am in love...Untill i met him,I was playing but now he Drives me crazy and I can't do anything...I am a cowardly,you think...Are the ilussions those which made me be like this...?

Just few seconds..and I've found the true..An unbearable true,that one which rememberedMe that all must change,it should be different...All my fears won't let me be happy...but

Born and raised in Kabale, Don't you love the freshness of kabale..I can forget that I suffered many times, Cause I have wanted something unfeasable;Anything that could come true...Nobobdy told me that all was such a dream..and my hope

Grew,grew strong,untillIt started to do me a bad turn and I became a transient...my happiness became that Ray I could not touch..and now...Like u..I am afraid...

Shyness can be a very annoying disability to most people. Shyness can mean missing out on good and beautiful things. Alchoholics and drug users are a classical example of being shy and needing a fix to overcome that disability. Most women are very shy and have to use make-up to camourflage their shyness. Many people miss-out on great love because they're shy and can't make that first move. Traditionally, Ugandan men had to fight for them or show off agreat talent like hunting the best Beast!

Make sure you are alone or at least not as likely to be disturbed.

Don't let the conversation die down!Do not ever, ever, insult her in any way. Also, do not ever ask her why she is so quiet/shy. There is no answer to that question, and the shy girl will feel uncomfortable.


Get up the courage to go and ask for her name if you don't already know it. If you do then either pretend you don't, or say something on the lines of 'you must be....'

Keep the conversation going. Ask various things like: 'you must be new here', 'do you know many people here?', 'would you like to go for a drink at dinner, as my plans have got cancelled etc.


Don't ask too much questions, but tell her other things too, like say some things about yourself and most likely she will either reply to the things you said or make a comment about it. She might even say something about herself.


Don't act too nervous or the conversation will seem very awkward.
Act natural. When you're acting natural, it will be easier to keep the conversation flowing, and maybe you will even say something funny.

Things You'll Need: Courage, a few topics to talk about, possibly money,funny public figures and maybe some of your music collection