Some Ugandan girls have been asking me, "Ehh jo, how do you handle being dumped by a man, some advice would be much appreciated." I get loads of these type of request.. as if I work in pussy!



Okey this is the deal; my minimal advice will help you to get back in the saddle. I know, ideally, you'll be sitting there thinking that you're a sophisticated, modern, ugandan woman who understands that life isn't a bed of roses and not all love is requited.



Have you been done by a Ugandan Boy?
Because it's rare to find one who doesn't dump.
Most can't even bother to mention that your loving relationship has ended.
They kinda of disappear leaving your matoke brains to figure it out.
You call his Mobilo and he doesn't pick up. You leave a nice friendly message to which any descent Ugandan, normal man would respond by calling you back that evening and the Stupid Kampala boy doesn't call either!

To Be continued!

My career in uganda has been; Uganda fashion,uganda art,uganda news,uganda women,uganda media,uganda today,uganda blog, and uganda photo.

Janet Museveni the wife of Yoweri Museveni will continue to support George Bush's War in Iraq because that's what fundamentalist christians do!

Its not everyday that we spend time with a Congolese beautiful sister from Rutshuru, in diaspora [uganda] as most sisters are either scattered in refugee camps around the great lakes region, experiencing discrimination and missery from fellow africans who are too selfish to look beyond their little tribes and small clans.

Discrimination has also found its way into the Rutshuru humor: Two Congolese sisters are gossiping with their mother. The first is complaining that her Hutu husband only has intercourse with her in the missionary position, and the second is complaining about her Tutsi husband who only has intercourse doggy-style.The Mother sighs and says, “God have mercy on your father. He never discriminated against missionary position or doggy-style.”

Uganda today is here!!!

New media and Uganda Coming soon!!!!!!!

Most Ugandans in a relationship, don't know how to put in love. Both old and young think that a relationship is all about free sex anytime and a free meal-ticket. This sort of mindset is very deep-rooted and unhealthy as society has come to see it as the norm.



Don't rush into saying "I love you!" Take the time to realise what it is that you're saying; that it means something. Unless you can feel like this is a promise, that you will feel like this for the rest of your life, then don't say it!



Make sure you trust, admire, and respect the person you are with. Can you see being with him or her forever? Can you really talk to each other? About anything? Can you be honest with and support each other?


Do you have meaningful conversations?Do you mean something to each other?



Is the relationship exclusive[just fuckmates], serious, long-term, mature, meaningful, loving, trustful, truthful, respectful, and so on? If the answer is yes, then you may be heading towards love.


Take the physical aspect of the relationship slowly as well. This will give you time to develop other aspects of your relationship. Like the verbal, psychological, mental, emotional, affectionate, and other kinds of intimacy / closeness that has nothing to do with the physical stuff.



Don't let your life completely revolve around them. Your partner will find it sexy that you have other priorities. It's a sign of self-respect.Connect/bond - on a deeper level (than physical, etc.) with one another - let there be time for the emotional, psychological, mental, and verbal (etc.) intimacy or closeness to grow, expand, and develop (etc).

Why do Ugandans have to put up with a rotten government made of thieves and proffesional criminals, are soldiers today cowards to topple such a regime, or has UPDF become an Army of cowards[girls] and they fear to die? Cowards will never be known by anyone because they will die losers!


Fellow Ugandans, if you're waiting for Kizza Besigye and his FDC to liberate you, just continue sleeping and dreaming because Besigye and Museveni are the same people[sadists]: The GAVI thief "Gen" Jim Muhwezi, Chats with Besigye three times in a week. FDC are left-overs of museveni and their chief mobilisers, Mugisha Muntu, murdered many Ugandans in Cold Blood and he enjoys breaking people's knee-caps.That's why many young people went into exile during 1989 & 1990, to escape his brutality,[he suffocated many ugandans of Rwandese and Luo Origin] Do we really want to go backward or forwards? Fellow Ugandans, think about it!!

We call upon the Female Gold-diggers Brigade, to start being active...the holiday is over, Saa ya Kazi!






Don't forget to memorise his Debit card numbers, both in the front and back[the 4 digits]!!

Tyrant Yoweri Museveni the Darling of Western imperialism, has been asked to celebrate Colonialism[CHOGM] in Uganda as a gesture for his genocidal activities around the continent of Africa[5million dead in Congo, Rwanda, Uganda and Sudan]. Children denied the right to be immunised because of greed, etc.
Yes, in the New world of Genocidals, the people don't matter anymore but corporations and War Crime dividends is the norm. Today, you might have the might to manipulate the world with mis-information but you'll never have the capacity to wipe our pain!

May The Souls of those Children, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Brothers, Fathers, etc. that have been Murdered in cold blood in the name of Profit, Rest in Peace!!



Tyrant Museveni can just let you die a slow death in one of the infamous "safe houses" [Political prisoners under museveni die a very slow and painful death because he does not believe in the Judicial system]

Museveni's minister Mike Mukula stole millions of Dollars[Donor money] meant to vaccinate and immunise children in Uganda. The Thief says, that he is not a thief but an Office Boy of a Bigger thief.

Salim Saleh's email to Mike Mukula:

Okey Mike , Fuck immunising those terrorist children.
Your New CHOGM Gig is to organise transport for the White boys and girls to do game hunting[let them shoot as many lions as they want] and see goat racing[at Munyonyo racing stable] and also see pupple Baboon anuses..maybe they might discover oil in those anuses.

This is not fiction, this is an email we intercepted.

Your 24 Hr Underground Live Radio is back on the Air!!
I'll be testing the Hacks for one month before the Official RE-launch.
Meanwhile enjoy the current Live Streaming!!

Don't miss General Nkunda's interview

Comandante Marcos Interview